Published by HarperTeen
Pub Date: June 7th 2011
Format: ARC | Source: Borrowed
Genres: Contemporary, Romance, Young Adult
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2 girls + 3 guys + 1 house – parents = 10 things April and her friends did that they (definitely, maybe, probably) shouldn't have.
If given the opportunity, what sixteen-year-old wouldn't jump at the chance to move in with a friend and live parent-free? Although maybe "opportunity" isn't the right word, since April had to tell her dad a tiny little untruth to make it happen (see #1: "Lied to Our Parents"). But she and her housemate Vi are totally responsible and able to take care of themselves. How they ended up "Skipping School" (#3), "Throwing a Crazy Party" (#8), "Buying a Hot Tub" (#4), and, um, "Harboring a Fugitive" (#7) at all is kind of a mystery to them.
In this hilarious and bittersweet tale, Sarah Mlynowski mines the heart and mind of a girl on her own for the first time. To get through the year, April will have to juggle a love triangle, learn to do her own laundry, and accept that her carefully constructed world just might be falling apart . . . one thing-she-shouldn't-have-done at a time.
I really love this book! It was so funny and bittersweet and different that I wanted to do something different for it. So here it goes….
Ten Things I Loved (and you will love too)
1. Mermaid impressions while drunk.
2. Best friends who will lie to your parents for you.
3. Paying in installments.
4. The Hula.
5. Brothers. Especially ones named Hudson and Dean.
7. Babysitters with model good looks.
9. Authors who write about birth control options in their books.
10. Authors who write about the possible consequences of having unprotected sex into their books.
Ten Things I Didn’t Love (and wanted to punch in the face)*
1. People who find your friends obnoxious.
2. People who are so insecure they have to hook up with somebody because they think you might be doing it too.
3. People who get overwhelmed by the possibility of meaning so much to somebody they end up letting things happen at a beach with someone else.
4. People who have to be reminded when Valentine’s Day is.
5. People who aren’t good enough sports to participate in demeaning boy pageants at parties.
6. People who are insecure and accuse you of flirting.
7. People who are jealous and call you a slut.
8. People who lie.
9. People who give you The Chlam.
10. People named Noah.
*Disclaimer: I don’t really consider this list spoilery because I had a bad feeling about said People, person, whatever, throughout the whole book and think that if you read it, you’d agree with me on this. If you feel I’ve ruined this book for you in any way, please accept my most sincere apologies. :)